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May 23rd, 2013
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
pro tip: fill the piñata with absolutely nothing to prepare your kids for the letdowns of adulthood
(via starksfell)
can you imagine if twitter existed in the 1800s
abe lincoln tweeting shit like “wow this play sucks just shoot me”
too soon
HE WAS SHOT IN 1865
(via thelaughingmango)
haha loser look at you sitting all by yourself at lunch
but mom Im homeschooled
(via thelaughingmango)
when you’re typing “good morning” and you accidentally type “hood morning”
(via paging-doctorfaggot)
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was i the only one who never had an allowance and just did things cause my parents said so
(via starksfell)
Remember that episode of Bananas in Pyjamas where they had to walk around naked because someone stole their pyjamas off the clothesline?
So then they decided to make clothes out of their curtains
And that bitch Lulu laughed at them?
lulu was the rudest bitch i swear
(via ruinedchildhood)
(Source: chesleyfaves, via death-by-lulz)
the fact that women’s healthcare seems to be a joke among men is sickening.
lance armstrong loses a testicle and everyone’s like “oh man must have been so hard for him poor guy losing his manhood LIVESTRONG” and angelina jolie gets the jokes after her mother died from cancer and she’s trying to protect herself????
most accurate post on tumblr
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(via death-by-lulz)
”This is shit” I say as I click ‘next chapter’ just to make sure it’s still shit.
I read the whole thing.
It was shit.
(Source: cumbercolllective, via starksfell)
